*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*
me about to do a powerpoint presentation
your biggest crush should be on yourself, you should always go out of your way to do little things to put a smile on your face, make sure you’re happy and confident just like you would do to someone else you care for, because when you have that sort of consideration for yourself it’s so much easier to give to other people
Do twins have the same sized dick?
Both reactions work
I cant breathe
imagine if u could hear ur hair growing
how about no
Is this a Halloween decoration or a picture of a house in Australia?
In Australia all our houses look like that, we ride them to school sometimes.
awkward in person, funny and social on the internet
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.