whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws
outlaws are wanted
come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it
every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”
whenever you buy food you are making the conscious decision to turn your money into poop
you can still be thick and have a thigh gap
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?
this episode was so stressful
Biggest plot twist
i will never not repost this.
when you see it, reblog it
Wtf was he saying lol
reasons you should date me:
- i bake things and they taste good usually
- i will cuddle you always
- you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talk
- i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
Remember when Carlton lost his virginity?